My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
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Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
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They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Randomize