is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
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Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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