i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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