i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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