if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
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I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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