Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
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If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
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