But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Your tits are I can't wait for
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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