yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
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the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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