Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
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i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
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i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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