You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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