Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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