I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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