his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I forget how to act sober
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