I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
These Attractive Criminals Got Modeling Contracts After Getting Arrested
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID