NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'm sobbing to NWA
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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