You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
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I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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