Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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