He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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