You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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