I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
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Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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