remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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