You're completely useless in the revolution.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Green mimosas i think yes
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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