and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
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My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
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Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize