cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
i think i have herpe
just one?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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