The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
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bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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