we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I enjoy the company of your penis
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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