I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
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SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize