wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
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she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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