well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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