Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
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We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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