Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
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Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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