How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
He did a backflip because drugs
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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