There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i would punch a child for taco bell
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
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he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
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I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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