i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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