Your tits are I can't wait for
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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