i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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