I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever