What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Come see our sink grown plant.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one