This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
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Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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