I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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