You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
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When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
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