those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Church boner. Awkwardddd
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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