His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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