It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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