That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
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There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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