My brain says no but my pants say off.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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