Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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