i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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