you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
