talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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