In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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