It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
did i just pee glitter
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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