don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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